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Executively Produced

by Executive Producer

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    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    This album was created as part of the RPM Challenge, in which a person writes, records and releases an album in the month of February.

    If you are kind enough to support me financially, you may include in your purchase message an idea, person, or weapon of choice, and I will take said topic and write a song centred around it, just for you, which I will then send to you.

    Prior to that moment I will allow you, and only you, to watch a video of the as-of-then unfinished "Few Scrubs", while it was still known by its working title. I will also reveal the working title. It might even be worth the ridiculous price you're paying, but probably not.

    Included immejately in your purchase is a bonus vocal remix of the aforementioned "Few Scrubs", and if for some stupid reason you choose to spend exactly $34 more than the price on the tag, I will paint and then send an "A Plea to Waldo"-based piece of art to a friend of your choice, from you.     ... more
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    Designed by Meg Robichaud to commemorate a wise mechanic immigrant I once was.

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1.
Megamanmaniac 00:57
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Few Scrubs 02:47
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I once met a guy who called everyone “chief” / So I stabbed him right in his left eye It mighta killed him but I don't regret it / I once got a tattoo but I reget it The guy who gave it to me had not two, not less than two, but five, count ‘em, finnnn nipples / And not in a row, but in a column, like buttons on a human snowman Non, je ne veux pas avoir un scrub Un scrub est une personne que je ne veux pas avoir du tout Je ne fais pas du quoi / Je ne fais du pas Un scrub est sacre blue Three-quarters of the cheese grater goes unused / Three-quarters of my angles are left obtused / Tried to get into dusk but got refused / I shouldn’t have worn my sneakers Louie stole my joke before I made it / The landlord took my rent before I paid it / If I had enough hair I’d probably braid it / Or maybe plant a row of corns Yeah, I wanna watch some Scrubs The episode where Michael J. Fox has OCD Marty Mcfly and Zach Braff / Made me cry and laugh Just the way TV should be I wanna watch some Scrubs But only before it got switched to ABC The writing was poor, without the janitor Elliott and JD A bologna and a monkey and a didgeridoo Jitter bug, jitter bug / Sittin' on a coffee pot, coffee, coffee pot It’s a pants down party pack / Isn’t it funny when your hands are meatballs Ice ed hytu ab lackmintu dey / That’s my good deed Oscar the grouch is made outta DA DOPE / I like to watch bitches through my whore-a-scope / Never thought I’d say this but I don’t mind the pope / But he looks like a cartoon muffin I got that non-hodgepodge lymphoma / I smoke the weed without glaucoma / My glock will put you in a coma / We bathe in the blood we spill I sat on a shelf / Then I shat on myself I don’t drop beats / I bake apples Metaphorical like a simile When fruit flies are around / I'm a ninja every day The ravenous falcons and broken bones / Murderous crows and rotary phones The Saturn return might get me back home / Let Dick Wolf decipher that one
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A Slightly More Complicated Desultory Philippic (or How I was Sharpshooter’d Into Submission) 02:13
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I’ve been Tony Danza / Adam Lanza Tyler Perry / the toothless fairy Get all my drugs from Tommy Tutone I’ve been Mayim Bialik / Joey Slotnick Katie Couric / Bosh’s uncle Padraig Still got tickets left from Kidzone I’ve been Alex Trebek / Jeff Beck, Glen Beck / I’ve even been regular Beck But only before Mellow Gold I watched Jonovision / David Cross’s audition Drank Al Cappucino / With the man from Encino That’s B-Fras before The Mummy, I am told I had a dream, where I ran into Peter / but he looked more like a parking meter I fed him a loonie, his face turned green / Philip Maloney knows what I mean Got stuck in a Cornell box / With Bono Vox He told me Annie’s Beard / wasn’t really that weird But it’s alright, Juice / I’m still sleeping and I don’t know if I’ll ever wake up I’ve been Bert & Gerted / had my nipples inverted Killed my Tamagotchi / Lost the pallino in bocce I’ve coloured more than fifty shades of grey Captained the Lyubov Orlova / Witnessed Jehovah Been Philip Seymour Hoffman / I gotta cough, man Probably from smokin' a rock of crack a day But I don’t inhale / Without my manx’s tail
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Bowie (.-.. ... ..-.) 04:02
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If he knew / He wouldn't make me pay it If he knew I was cool Obviously not as cool as him / How could I be He's David fucking Bowie. Do I need to pay him just to say his name / Just to scream his name / I hope not David Bowie David Bowie David Bowie You’d like my movie / If I gave you a copy I’d even make you an EP I don’t need to speak to your agent or your manager, or even you / I just want your song Will you be the hero, I thought I knew / and give me your song David Bowie David Bowie David Bowie David Jones
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A Plea to Waldo: Rule 34 Countries 03:50
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I kept it this way / I left it the same / Just for you My view isn't yours / Not anymore / Where ya to? I look for you in crowds of faces / This pain as I wrack my brain searching all of these places When you’re gone away / I want to go too Just a guy and a girl / Can you take me with you? I hate eating alone / But I’m hungry / So I’ll have a can of the greasy turkey chili I wish someone would shine a spotlight / Find you then mark it down / Just for me I want you / I need you to come back home You’re not lost / No, man / You don’t want to be found Do you care about even how I feel / You should know what we have is real / I don’t ever want you to conceal your face / I’m serious The camouflage teasing a poor girl / With you gone the most I do is stare at the tile and cry I ran down a street / But on my own / You’re making me rush around or wait for a new lie Bury a life that I’ve been in / I don't know how I think waiting is normal / I don't Take me with you / It’s all that I want / All I want / All I need
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Crescendo Blues 03:21
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I don’t feel too good / My friends are all gone They left me back in the shitty / For too damn long There’s nowhere I’d rather be / I almost hope it’s no fun without me But I also hope that I'm wrong I remember test limes and post-mortem tattoos / I remember all the coffee and all the booze I miss Big White and ski hills / (inaudible) Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh / Can’t deny these Crescendo blues Only tears make up these puddles / When it should be friends and friends and cuddles Indoor outdoor hot tub and infinite glitter / The basement flooded but i’m not bitter I was too broke / To join them in Revelstoke in Alberta, Alberta / Where you been so long Two fellas hangin' in an empty bathtub / The first Thanksgiving supper club Fobs and bathrobes and champagne / I wanna make it snow and let it rain With Pixar shorts and the noodle game / I’m so glad that we came But now I got the fomo real bad I want to be there when shit gets real / Don’t wanna miss out on another huge meal Don’t wanna miss any more references / I should’ve went but ran away from my senses I know I just gotta move on / And think ahead to when I’m gettin' my groove on On a house boat in the summer On a house boat in the summertime
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Bug Body 02:14
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It’s just a bug on my body It’s just a bug on my body It’s just a bug on my body There’s none left in my soup
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Five doller bill, y’all 00:40
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released March 1, 2014

Cover art by Ian Smith

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